The “Don’t Talk to Me Till I’ve Had My Embalming Fluid” Frosted Glass Cup – Gothic Funny Tumbler, Dark Humor Glass with Lid & Straw
$22.00
Bring a little dark humor to your daily coffee ritual with this 16oz frosted glass cup featuring my bestselling gothic design: “Don’t Talk to Me Till I’ve Had My Embalming Fluid.” On the back, you’ll find my spooky fictional business—Mortemer’s Funeral Parlor.
Each glass is sublimated with care in Portland, Oregon, and comes with a bamboo lid and reusable straw (straw colors may vary). Handwashing recommended for best results.
☕ Perfect for lovers of gothic humor, Halloween vibes, mortuary aesthetic, and anyone who isn’t ready to face the world until they’ve had their drink.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Will you ever be restocking your jewelry?
In 2019 I stopped making my jewelry collections as it was drowning me in work. I would have had to raise prices to make it sustainable and that felt unreasonable. It was also draining on me as I polished and oxidized each piece while working many other jobs. I may bring it back in the future if I got some help, but right now in the age of Covid the studio where I cast my silver is closed so I couldn’t even it I wanted to.
Thank you all for the interest however! I am so glad that my collection connected to so many people.
Will you be restocking X?
I like to make items in small batches as I introduce a new design each week! If i kept everything in stock I would have over 300 designs to store in my studio and I just dont have that space!
Items marked with the “Last call” sticker on their icons will NOT be restocked. If there is no sticker then it will most likely be restocked! I try to do restocks every few months!
If the item is no longer in the store it may have been discontinued! Please check back each Friday to see what’s new before they fly away!