Mortemer’s Since 2012: Funeral Club Uniform T shirt gothic humor, putting the fun in funeral! Funeral parlor and undertakers club morbid
$26.00
Welcome to Mortemer’s Funeral Parlor & Undertaker’s Club—est. 2012
This limited April Fools’ drop is for those who prefer their humor a little darker and their fashion a little deadlier. Featuring a vintage-inspired front crest and a full back print of our totally real company mascot, this shirt proudly declares what we all know deep down:
We put the “fun” in funeral.
Soft, wearable, and just unsettling enough to get double takes in public, this tee is perfect for:
• Casual hauntings
• Light graveyard strolls
• Running your completely legitimate funeral business
• Confusing strangers
🪦 Details:
• Front: Mortemer’s crest logo
• Back: Grim Reaper graphic with slogan
• Color: Ghostly grey
• Vibe: Morbid but make it cute
Limited release – disappears faster than your will to live.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Will you ever be restocking your jewelry?
In 2019 I stopped making my jewelry collections as it was drowning me in work. I would have had to raise prices to make it sustainable and that felt unreasonable. It was also draining on me as I polished and oxidized each piece while working many other jobs. I may bring it back in the future if I got some help, but right now in the age of Covid the studio where I cast my silver is closed so I couldn’t even it I wanted to.
Thank you all for the interest however! I am so glad that my collection connected to so many people.
Will you be restocking X?
I like to make items in small batches as I introduce a new design each week! If i kept everything in stock I would have over 300 designs to store in my studio and I just dont have that space!
Items marked with the “Last call” sticker on their icons will NOT be restocked. If there is no sticker then it will most likely be restocked! I try to do restocks every few months!
If the item is no longer in the store it may have been discontinued! Please check back each Friday to see what’s new before they fly away!